Fine BE THAT WAY!!!

If you guys aren't going to blog than neither am I. Here are the scintillating things you will all be missing out on:

1. A description of the milkshake I'm enjoying right now.
2. More twitterpated ramblings
3. A discussion on why "chums" are great for holding your glasses to your head, but bad for fly fishing.
4. Comparing mimes vs. a mentally ill homeless person talking to his shoe
5. My complete list on why I'm done, done, done, done, done, trying to learn Spanish.
6. A kick in the pants
7. Why I enjoy listening to other people's conversations
8. Your mama
9. Why I want to get an ear candling done
10. Colon cleansing anyone?

I hope you're all pleased with yourselves.