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Thursday, May 18, 2006

Sometimes...

Sometimes...
*I wish I didn't have to wear underwear
*I wish I could afford a boob job
*I'd like to scream obscenities at everyone who walks past my desk
*I like to listen to the Bee Gees really, really loudly.
*Feeling bad feels better than feeling good
*There's nothing like a Doris Day movie
*I smile a lot for no reason
*I miss my sisters
*I enjoy being on my own
*I could use a kick in the pants
*I have nothing to blog about.

Heart you all!

posted by Moonery at 4:45 PM

7 Comments:

  • I'd kick you in the pants. But I just don't think I would stop.

    By Blogger jez, At 5:22 PM  

  • You won't miss us for long! Soon....very soon.

    p.s. You don't need a boob job--you have HUGE boobs! HUGE!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 6:01 PM  

  • LOL-I do not!!! Sometimes I DON'T want a boob job. It's just that the Victoria's secret catalogue came today...and, aw jeeze...I don't look like them purty models with their giant racks n' all. It would be nice to fill out a swim suite, y'know?

    By Blogger Moonery, At 8:35 PM  

  • Well, for your information--I saw Tyra Banks on the television without a bra on.

    It was horrible, not purty at all. Very saggy--very saggy, indeed.

    Is that what you want? Because that's what happens to women with big bosoms, they get saggy.

    SAGGY!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 8:27 AM  

  • I'M NOT SAGGY!

    But since I have been gaining weight it sometimes looks like I need to be milked.

    By Blogger Charisee310, At 12:47 PM  

  • Saggy? You're right, I don't want that. I may be little, by George, my breasts are perky!

    By Blogger Moonery, At 1:25 PM  

  • Get pregnant - EVERYTHING gets bigger. I went from an A to a C cup - I want to keep them.

    By Blogger jez, At 1:05 PM  

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