Retain again

I have love handles and back fat, two items that are new and frightening to me. I’ve decided to attack these new physical developments the only way I know how! Exercise and orthadonture! A two pronged attack, this program involves running at Sunset Park and wearing my bottom retainer. I’ve really gotten so I enjoy running, and actually look forward to it. I don’t share the same enthusiasm for my retainer however. Not only is it painful, but it makes me speak like Cindy Brady pre-speech therapy. There’s nothing fun about lisping your way through a long work day, hoping there isn’t a silver string of saliva dripping from your mouth in the process.
Ah, the things we do for beauty! Speaking of beauty, this morning whilst I stocked the stockroom Beauty and the Beast songs kept popping into my head. I don’t know how that happened…I haven’t seen that show in at least 10 years. Weird.