How Dry I Am!
Is there anything worse than dry, crusty hands? Possibly quite a few things are worse than dry crusty hands. The plague, terrorism, cold-sores, cavities, toe fungus, echoli spinach are just a few. Still, dry crusty hands are no walk in the park. No trip to the ice cream social. No enjoyable drive through a quaint English country side.
When my hands are dry and crusty, I abhore not only my hands but everything they touch. Suddenly, a soft teddy bear feels like stroking the very jaws of satan. My keyboard feels like death. And paper...paper slices through dry skin like a knife on butter. Or skin.
What I'm trying to say is, I need some lotion.
When my hands are dry and crusty, I abhore not only my hands but everything they touch. Suddenly, a soft teddy bear feels like stroking the very jaws of satan. My keyboard feels like death. And paper...paper slices through dry skin like a knife on butter. Or skin.
What I'm trying to say is, I need some lotion.
posted by Moonery at
11:51 AM
2 Comments:
ewe - that made me cringe
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jez, At
1:24 PM
The only thing worse is dry, dusty hands. And you know that the first moisture that gets to them is going to turn to mud, but you wouldn't mind as long as your hands were moist.
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Charisee310, At
9:25 AM
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