How do they know?
How do cold sores always know the absolute wost time to check-in to the five star accomodation that is my upper lip? Sure, it could have sprung for that last minute vacation to Suzy's mouth last weekend when I had absolutely nothing going on...but no, my good friend the Lip Alien decided to invade last night seeing as I have a whole lotta somethings going on this weekend!
Well, this time I'll not be such a gracious host. This time I plan on fighting back and reclaiming my lip! So far, I've been icing it and holding green-tea bags on it. At lunch, I'm going to purchase some abreva. When I get home, it will be more ice and tea-bags. Then the vinegar...this poor sucker of a cold sore doesn't stand a chance. Do yourself a favor Lip Alien, and leave now while you still have your dignity!
You will not be there to ruin:
*Coachella
*Depeche Mode
*Daryn's visit
*Any nachos I may possibly consume this weekend.
Farethee well!!!
Well, this time I'll not be such a gracious host. This time I plan on fighting back and reclaiming my lip! So far, I've been icing it and holding green-tea bags on it. At lunch, I'm going to purchase some abreva. When I get home, it will be more ice and tea-bags. Then the vinegar...this poor sucker of a cold sore doesn't stand a chance. Do yourself a favor Lip Alien, and leave now while you still have your dignity!
You will not be there to ruin:
*Coachella
*Depeche Mode
*Daryn's visit
*Any nachos I may possibly consume this weekend.
Farethee well!!!
posted by Moonery at
1:03 PM
7 Comments:
I think they are God's way of keeping you "chaste"
By
jez, At
5:16 PM
Two things that I can't identify with Suzy on:
Skinny legs
cold sores
By
Anonymous, At
6:18 PM
Ahhh, Charise. Hope and pray you'll never be able to relate to me on cold sores. Take my word for it. They are no: Walk in the park, ride in a hot air balloon, gentle glide in a canoe on Lake Mojave, nap in a soft bed.
They are wretched. I'M A MONSTER!!!!!
By
Moonery, At
11:27 AM
A "chaste" monster.
By
jez, At
2:05 PM
I got your concert call! I hope you had a FABULOUS time darling!
By
Charisee310, At
10:54 AM
Yes, Suzy. We're all on edge, wondering if you were able to rid yourself of the ner welcome coldsore.
By
Anonymous, At
12:28 PM
I'm NOT enjoying the silence so to speak. You do need to tell us about your weekend adventures.
:) But I did enjoy you calling me from the concert!!!
By
jez, At
2:26 PM
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