Don't tell ME to calm down...pyscho.

An evil, psychotic woman called my line at work today. She yelled at me for a good 5 minutes or so, without being clear as to WHY she even called me. I am used to this, so I asked her calmly, pleasantly to please be a bit clearer as I did not understand what her situation was and how I could help her. Her response? She had the nerve to accuse me of being short with her! Her exact words: “Miss, you’re getting a little short with me. Are you having a bad day or something? Why don’t you just take a breath and calm down and attempt to be helpful.” I was shocked and speechless. Looking at my coworkers quizzically, I covered the mouth piece and asked them if I had sounded rude. They all shook their heads no. I gave up on properly assisting this faceless ignoramus and transferred her to our executive coordinator, Liz. Liz called me a few minutes later and said “Suzy, that woman was PURE EVIL and she had nothing to do with our department whatsoever! She told me I was unhelpful and rude, and she said that you have issues.” I have issues!!! Well, I’m the one with the transfer button, lady. Issue that! Ha ha ha. I’m pleased Liz had a similar experience so I knew I was not insane. Fortunately, after this incident I was commissioned to take a field trip to the concierge desk to leave an envelope for a guest. The walk calmed me down, and the guy that played Theo Huxtable cut right in front of me in line! Seeing former child stars always brings a smile to the face and a twinkle to the eye. Especially when theysmile nicely at you before proceeding on their way. I just love Las Vegas. Everything always has a way of ending just the way it should. Kind of like an episode of the Cosby Show!