Party

I'm tired. I want to go home, put my jammies on and read a book until I fall asleep.
I want to order pizza and watch tellie.

But no...

I have to go to a swanky party at The Palms. Which means...
*Spending too much time on my hair
*Wearing shoes that hurt my feet
*Getting Dressed up

But this also means...

*Fancy appetizers (I don't know how to spell h'ors devours)
*Shirley Temples
*Men in suits

So I shan't complain...oh wait, I guess I already have.