PUPPETS CAN'T DO THAT!!!!

I was uncomfortable, but OK during the “Internet is for Porn Song.” I was able to handle “Lucy the Slut” doing a puppet-pole dance. The song about being a closet homosexual? I didn’t even bat an eye. BUT when two of the puppets engaged in sexual intercourse right on stage for everyone to see, complete with shaking and groans of ecstasy, that was TOO much! I covered my eyes and looked over at Elizabeth who was equally appalled. Kurt and Gavin looked on in shocked wonderment. This whole scene lasted an entire song while the Gary Coleman character danced around and sang a song called “You can be as loud as you want, when you’re making love.” There is that phrase I hate-“making love.” Makes me shudder. I prefer “doing the nasty” or “getting some groove on.” I should mention one thrilling moment however. There was one song where some of the cast members, puppets in hand came running into the audience with hats collecting money. I put a dollar in the hat and was rewarded with a BIG puppet kiss, and the actor said “Now that’s a nice lady!” How is it that the kiss of a puppet can linger so sweetly on my brow for so long?