Woa...
I just realized that today is November 17th. If Mike and I had stayed married, today would be our 4 year wedding anniversary...that is if he hadn't murdered me in my sleep. A few reasons I'm glad I left him
* I would have never met my wonderful Gena-Bambena
* We would have had bipolar-schizophrenic babies-YIKES!
* He was afraid of airplanes-kiss that trip to Glascow goodbye!
* I would be living in Utah right now, scraping ice off my windshield, brrrr.
* I would still be working for the State, which means I most likely would have been 50 + pounds overweight, depressed, and wearing chic jeans on dressdown Fridays.
* He would have forced me to watch every Jean Claude Van Damm movie ever made
* And ya, I guess there is the fact that I could very well have been murdered in my sleep.
It is great to be alive! Why?
* Taco Tuesday at Del Taco
* Arrested Development Monday nights (that is when a stupid 2 hour episode of Prison Break doesn't replace it.)
* Harry Potter
* Silly Socks
* Disco Dancing at House of Blues
* Cody, Colton, Ethan, Austin, Haley, and Charise and Ant's new addition. HA HA HA Just kidding.
* PIE!!!
* Discovering cool obscure bands and then snubbing those who have never heard of them. HA! My new faves-Sweden's The Radio Dept. Check them out yo!
* Sitting at work, bored out of my mind blogging about nothing...and everything.
Hugs and Glabens everyone!
* I would have never met my wonderful Gena-Bambena
* We would have had bipolar-schizophrenic babies-YIKES!
* He was afraid of airplanes-kiss that trip to Glascow goodbye!
* I would be living in Utah right now, scraping ice off my windshield, brrrr.
* I would still be working for the State, which means I most likely would have been 50 + pounds overweight, depressed, and wearing chic jeans on dressdown Fridays.
* He would have forced me to watch every Jean Claude Van Damm movie ever made
* And ya, I guess there is the fact that I could very well have been murdered in my sleep.
It is great to be alive! Why?
* Taco Tuesday at Del Taco
* Arrested Development Monday nights (that is when a stupid 2 hour episode of Prison Break doesn't replace it.)
* Harry Potter
* Silly Socks
* Disco Dancing at House of Blues
* Cody, Colton, Ethan, Austin, Haley, and Charise and Ant's new addition. HA HA HA Just kidding.
* PIE!!!
* Discovering cool obscure bands and then snubbing those who have never heard of them. HA! My new faves-Sweden's The Radio Dept. Check them out yo!
* Sitting at work, bored out of my mind blogging about nothing...and everything.
Hugs and Glabens everyone!
posted by Moonery at
2:55 PM
3 Comments:
HEART YOU!
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Anonymous, At
1:57 PM
Ha! Very good one:
I would have been married 5+ years
* Our babies would be addicted to pot and most likely called Mary Jane or Sunshine or "dumbass"
* I would still have dayglow posters of Wizards on my walls
* My house would smell like Patchouli and Nag Champa
* I would be wearing the same jeans that I had bought six years ago.
* I would still think Scooby is the best thing that ever happened to Television.
* I would be supporting my husband while he pursued the dream of professional snowboarding...
By
jez, At
2:18 PM
Scooby IS the best thing to happen to television!!! Then along came Fox and the genius of Simpsons and Arrested Development. Sorry Scoob.
By
Moonery, At
2:37 PM
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