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Thursday, October 06, 2005

We are NOT COWS!!!


We are not cows, why must we chew our cud? As you may have guessed, someone sitting near me at work today is chewing gum quite loudly. I can hear every ounce of saliva in her mouth churning in her jowls with each chomp of the horrible gum. I can’t stand it! I’m going to be ill…

Moo! Moo! Moo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3 Comments:

  • At least that cow doesn't have a shredded face.

    It's still scary.

    I'm sorry that there is cud chewing going on at the office today.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, At 11:00 AM  

  • LOL!!!! You got the first guffaw out of me today! Prize for you? One shredded beef taco from Mi Ranchito! Mmmmm...

    By Blogger Moonery, At 3:42 PM  

  • har! Shredded Cow Cud Chewers must die!

    By Blogger jez, At 2:11 PM  

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